... must come to an end.
When I started this Quest three years ago, my goal was to visit about 20 new BBQ places in the counties of Limestone, Morgan, Lawrence and Madison each year. Given that there are about 70 BBQ restaurants in those counties at any given time (some will close, others will open ...), it would take about three and a half years at that rate to visit them all.
Well, I did not quite make it to the bottom of the list - time ran out when I was sent back to Germany in June 2014, and the count was 67. So there are a few that got away - around half a dozen, I'd say, that I still have on the list. Whereas, for most of those I do not even know if they still exist - I got their addresses off a Google-search, and they may have faltered since. That happened to me occasionally, when I showed up and only found closed doors instead of BBQ.
I also visited over 40 BBQ places out of the Quest area - Florida, Georgia, Texas, Tennessee, and even New Mexico. There will be one additional in this category - I found a BBQ place in Germany, the only one in the whole of Europe as far as I can tell. They do Memphis style BBQ, and they take it quite seriously. That will then be the final entry in this blog.
The Quest was a lot of fun, I ate a lot of very good, much to much of adequate, and some few bad BBQ. I met interesting people and actually was only approached twice in more than a hundred times by staff members about the photography part of it - and that not in a threatening kind of way, but out of sheer curiosity.
So, the last question at a point like this is always "Would you do it again?". The answer is a very certain "Yes, in a heartbeat". Actually, I will miss this in Germany - I will need to find another food item to follow there. :)
It started as a quest to visit all the 60+ BBQ places in the counties of Madison, Limestone, Morgan, and Lawrence in Northern Alabama (that is the Hunstville-Decatur Combined Statistical Area). Then I got sent back to Germany and there was no BBQ. But eventually I got assigned to a new job which takes me on business trips in the USA occasionally. So I reopened the blog – just deleted the “North Alabama” from the title.
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Monday, June 30, 2014
Thursday, June 19, 2014
Southern Style Bar-B-Q
Quest Log No 67 – Southern Style Bar-B-Q
Decatur, Morgan County
Decatur, Morgan County
This was on my list for forever, but somehow I never got to
go there – had I known how good their BBQ is, I hadn’t waited so long. Maybe it
was my dislike of drive-through BBQ places that kept me away – I just hate to
juggle a BBQ tray on my knees and spill sweet tea all over the seats. Well,
Southern Style Bar-B-Q has some rough wooden benches to sit in front of a window
for walk-up orders. But seriously, me sitting on a cool Alabama summer day in
100-degree weather outside, battling flies, heat, and the sun, I don’t think
so. So I bit the bullet and ate my pork plate in the car – since it was a
rental, I really did not care that much about spills and such.
The meat was very tender, lean and borderline mushy.
The flavor was almost perfect, with a very pronounced but not overwhelming
smoke aroma. There are huge piles of wood behind the building, so that is
clearly where the flavor comes from. It is supported by a no frills basic
vinegar-pepper sauce. As sides I had potato salad, which was a bit on the bland
side, and baked beans, which were very reminiscent of the stuff you get out of
supermarket cans. Nothing special here, but the meat was righteous BBQ pork if
ever there was such a thing. All in all a typical southern BBQ place – like the
name says.Moe's Original Bar B Que
Quest Log No 66 – Moe’s Original Bar B Que
Decatur, Morgan County
Decatur, Morgan County
We already have two Moe’s in Huntsville, and now they also
have one in Decatur. And in a very posh location, too – directly adjacent to
the wonderful Princess Theatre in the revived downtown area. The restaurant is
a place with a very hip atmosphere, with high tables with bar stools, a big
cut-out window in the front, a porch with tables, flat screen TVs all over the
place and so on. Since the new-ness has not worn off yet, the good people of
Decatur are coming out in droves – I arrived there a little after 11 AM, and
half an hour later people were desperately looking for a place to sit. By then,
I still waited for my hushpuppies, which I was told “were being taken care of”.
The pork stuffed potato I had ordered was long gone by then, and son enough so
was I - without ever having seen one
hushpuppy.
The pork on the potato was very tender and lean, but clearly
not wood-smoked, but kind of slow-cooked. The BBQ sauce they use is kind of
funky tasting, a bit sour and not really sweet - it is really hard to describe,
but certainly not how I like it. Also, it is kind of pricey there – well, I
guess they somehow have to collect enough money to pay for all this posh-ness.
Labels:
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Saturday, June 14, 2014
Pig-N-Out BBQ
Quest Log No 65 – Pig-N-Out BBQ
Huntsville, Madison County
Well, well, a BBQ in a gas station.
I have seen stranger things, but it is certainly not the usual setting for such
place. I also noticed that they have “Korean BBQ” on the menu, which is kind of
no surprise given the fact that the owner is a Lady from this nice country.
The restaurant is surprisingly nice
inside – not exactly what you may expect to find in a gas station. The place is
impeccably clean, and the little corner where the tables and booths are
situated is lovingly decorated, bright and friendly.
The BBQ though, is more like you
would expect it from a place like this. The meat of the pork plate I ordered
was lean but somewhat chewy, with no particular smoke aroma. It came neither
chopped nor pulled, but it looked like it had been put through a blender. There
are three sauces, a white one that I did not touch, a basic vinegar-pepper
sauce without much pepper in it, and a thick red vinegar-tomato-pepper sauce –
and that had some real nice kick to it, and was very flavorful. I scooped the
sauce up with the roll that came with the pork plate at the end. Very
delicious.
The sides are really almost not
worth mentioning – the potato salad was bland and the baked beans were your
standard supermarket variety.
The portions were not that big, and
actually I was still kind of hungry when I was finished. But for not even nine
bucks, including a big 32 oz drink, that is an acceptable deal. But just to
fill your tank with some food that is better than a burger from one of them
chains. For a real culinary experience, this place would not be my choice.
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Friday, May 23, 2014
Melvin's Place of BBQ
Quest Log No 65 – Melvin’s Place of BBQ
Huntsville, Madison County
No sign. No name. No indication
that this place in a fairly run down inner-city subdivision of Huntsville next to a cemetery, is a BBQ
restaurant, than the smoke that is coming from a mobile barrel smoker at the
corner of the premises. You park either in one of the two parking spots on a
gravel patch beside the house, or on the street. In the courtyard of the
L-shaped building are some camping-canopies with well worn out leather chairs.
A few orange traffic cones adorn the pavement. The entrance to the dining room
is a simple red door. The dining room is surprisingly big, and not surprisingly
dark. There is one camping table with six camping chairs, half a dozen of those
well worn leather chairs along a three foot high wall, and a counter with an
old office chair behind it that has an old shirt lumped over it that says
“Melvin’s Place of BBQ”. Next to the counter stand an old TV, and some buffet
gear. On the other side of the room, beyond the three foot high wall that
separates this area from the dining area, and where it is really dark, there is
a small stage with some musicians gear on it, several other camping tables,
more buffet gear and other things. On the walls, there is one picture of a
1960s era soul band, and a framed article of the Huntsville Times about this
place.
Some would call it a dive. Some
would even call it a dump. Others would call it authentic. I would call it all
of the above.
To be very clear – it is not a
dirty place, not at all. It is just well worn, odd, eccentric, cobbled
together. The owner, Melvin, is a very nice old man, with a serious passion for
BBQ. When I asked him about his secret how to cook such a marvelous BBQ, I got
a fifteen minute lecture. No, actually it was more like a sermon, with fire and
brimstone, and preaching and praying.
Melvin does not believe in wood. He
uses whatever is on hand – hickory, pecan, cherry, it doesn’t matter. The
secret to get the flavor in the meat, he told me, is the rub, not the wood. He
does his own rub and his own BBQ sauce – actually, he has nine different
sauces, and each of them makes the chicken taste differently in combination
with the rub. Melvin also does not believe in smoking the meat for hours. He
has better things to do than fire up the smoker in the middle of the night, he
said. Forty-five minutes is sufficient for a chicken - that is his believe. He
also does not turn the meat halfway through the process, nor does he poke it
with a thermometer, lest the juices would drip out. With all that, he is the
most unorthodox pitmaster I ever met. But his chicken proves him right – it is
divine. DIVINE!
I had heard so many good things
about Melvin’s chicken that I broke with my rule to have pulled pork at each
new BBQ place. The plate, rather the Styrofoam box, came loaded with two slices
of regular toast (untoasted), baked beans, potato salad, and a two drumsticks
and a chicken breast. The chicken was sitting in a puddle of his BBQ sauce
(which of the nine different varieties, I have no idea), that apparently oozed
out from the skin. The skin was a bit leathery and not crisp at all, but the
meat under it was the most tender, juicy, flavorful and, yes, divine chicken I
ever had. It had a very nice smoke aroma, too – something you do not
necessarily expect with a smoking time of only forty-five minutes. The potato
salad was top notch as well, being a mayonnaise based, fairly sour, concoction.
The baked beans were okay, but nothing to write home about. They swam in a thin
liquid and had some vegetables and meat in it, but the taste was really nothing
special.
With a can of soda, I paid eleven
bucks (the lecture was priceless, yet at no cost), which is more than can be
usually expected in such a location. But it is well worth it, and I can only
suggest that you let the, well, ramshackle environment and the very interesting
interior design of the restaurant not deter you from what would become a
defining moment in your live – when you take the first bite out of Melvin’s
chicken. It is just divine!
Labels:
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Tuesday, May 6, 2014
Jim'n Nick's Community Bar-B-Q
Non-Quest BBQ No 45 – Jim’n Nick’s Community Bar-B-Q
Montgomery, Alabama
During my occasional travels, I
try to sample BBQ at those near and far away places outside the Quest area. I
just really, really like that stuff ...
Finally, I had to see what the fuzz is all about. Jim’n
Nick’s Community Bar-B-Q is a growing chain of BBQ restaurants that wins awards
left and right. Most recently, it was listed as the Number one BBQ chain in
America by USA Today, which had to say “If you're going to open a chain of barbecue
restaurants in the Carolinas, Alabama, Georgia, Tennessee, Florida and
Colorado, you better make sure that your product is on-point.”
What started in 1985 in Birmingham,
Alabama, has spread now to 33 locations in the
states mentioned above, with two more restaurants coming soon to Colorado.
Alabama, as the nucleus of
the whole operation, has 14 places where you can dine at a Jim’n Nick’s – I was
at their Montgomery
restaurant, on my way home from a Biscuits Baseball game at beautiful Riverwalk
Stadium.
Well, first of all, their address is somehow screwed up –
had I trusted my GPS, it would have led to a place two blocks from there.
Fortunately, I saw it in the corner of my eye when I passed it and was able to
turn around immediately. The restaurant is one of those typical “family
oriented” buildings that could be used by various different chains after one
another. The inside, too, is rather unassuming – the typical red faux leather
booths, wooden tables, pipes under the wooden ceiling, wooden pillars and
beams, and brick walls with a few posters as decoration. All very clean, very
nice, and very bland.
And nice was also the food. The meat of my pork plate had a
nice smoke aroma, it was tender and juicy, and fairly lean with just a bit of
fat that could be easily put aside. It was not pulled, but rather chopped, and
it also came already smothered in sauce – as everybody knows, that is a total
no-no in the BBQ world. Granted, their original sauce - a concoction based on
vinegar and pepper, yet with some more ingredients in it to make it thick and
red - is quite tasty, with a hint of spiciness. But please don’t drown your
meat in it – that is my, the customer’s job, if I chose to! Their other sauce
is called “Habanero” and is obviously supposed to be the hot cousin. While is
has a bit more kick to it, I would not dare calling it a “hot sauce”, because
for that it lacks some serious punch.
As sides I had baked beans that were not too sweet and also
had a little spiciness, and a very well made tangy potato salad.
While nothing of the meal was really outstanding, nothing
was an abysmal failure, as well. It was nice BBQ in a nice atmosphere … with a
hefty check at the end. Almost eighteen bucks for the plate with a sweat tea,
holy moly, that is what I would call steep. I had much better BBQ in a more
authentic environment for not even half of that. So, my resume is: Nice but
overpriced. At least here in the BBQ belt - they might have more success with this concept in Colorado.
Thursday, April 24, 2014
O Taste & See BBQ
Quest Log No 64 – O Taste and See BBQ
Madison, Madison County
To name a mobile BBQ stand after a
Bible verse (Psalm 34:8, “O taste and see that the LORD is good”) is probably
one of those things you have to expect here in the Bible belt. But that kind of
commits you to serve a most righteous BBQ, too. Well, their motto “Experience
Real Smoke Taste” is certainly a step in the right direction. Actually, if they
would add the word “Strong” after “Real”, that statement would be the absolute
truth. I never had any BBQ were there was such an intense and prominent smoke
flavor in the meat. Not that this is a bad thing, not at all. But it makes you
think – either the guys have found the holy grail of BBQ and developed a
smoking process that is much superior over everything else, or … well, they
found other means to infuse their meat with that kind of overwhelming smoke
aroma. The pulled pork I had also tasted as if mixed with some BBQ sauce. All
in all very flavorful, and very, very smoky. The meat was succulent, although
with some big blotches of fat in it. But those were easy to spot and I could
remove them right away. The pork plate I had came with two sauces, a mild one
and a spicy one that was more like a more sour version of the former, instead
of real hot. The thick red mild sauce was a very nicely balanced sweet’n’sour affair
with a nice round aroma, and it was so good that I scooped the rest up with the
slice of toast that came with the meal.
Also, the potato salad and the cole
slaw I choose as the two sides were top notch. The potato salad had a very nice
mustardy tang to it, and the slaw came with sour crème dressing and with just
the right amount of vinegar and salt and pepper so that the cabbage aroma was
still noticeable. The whole meal, with a can of soda, was not really cheap – I
paid about eleven bucks for it. And although the portion size was not that big,
the quality of the food kind of justified the price. My wife had the brisket
plate with BBQ beans and green beans, and she had quite the same experience –
the brisket had a lot of fat on it on the outside, which was easily removed,
the taste of the meat was very smoky and very flavorful, it was succulent, and
the sides were top notch.
The stand is really mobile, setting
up at the East Madison Shopping Center
on Hughes Road
from Tuesday through Thursday, at Jordan
Lane in front of Trees n Trends on Friday, and at
the Corner of Winchester Road & Naugher in the Sunoco Parking Lot on
Saturdays. That is certainly a lot of work for the really nice folks who own
this business, and I hope they can establish a good customer base and make a
good living with that nomadic life style. But they seem to love what they are
doing, and it shows in their quality food. It is righteous BBQ, after all.
Labels:
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Tuesday, April 8, 2014
Gin House Barbecue
Quest Log No 63 – Gin House Barbecue
Elkmont, Limestone County
Just call me Ahab from now on.
Captain Ahab. I finally hunted down the white whale, which I thought would
elude me forever. Well, actually the good Captain in the book died while
fighting with the whale, a fate that I fortunately could avoid. But for over
two years I thought that the Ole Gin House BBQ in Elkmont would be the one that
got away.
I’ve been there three times before
in 2011. The first time was on a Monday in April, but the restaurant was closed
- no service on Mondays. At the next try, in July, they were on summer break.
And then, in October, they were closed for good.
But a couple of days ago, I
stumbled across a facebook-site with their name on it that had very current
entries of specials and so on. Needless to say, I went there at the first
opportunity.
From the locals, I had heard
stories about this place, which was formerly run by an elderly lady with pink
hair, who had stuffed the restaurant with all kinds of quirky memorabilia and
interesting decorating pieces. But together with dropping the “Ole” from the
name, the new owners also cleaned up the joint and it is now a fairly bland and
unremarkable country eatery. There are two rooms - one fairly darkly lit big
one and another to the side, which receives some natural light through windows.
Other than an American flag on a pole in one of the corners, there is no
decoration worth talking about. There is a small buffet-like counter in the
entrance hall where for $5.99 a meal is assembled to your specifications. The
choices are the usual southern staples, like fried okra, mashed potatoes, fried
chicken, and steamed corn. But you also can order from the menu, which has the
typical BBQ-stuff on it. Not surprisingly, I opted for a large pork plate with
potato salad and cole slaw.
The pork came in large chunks that
were lean and hat some bark on it. Unfortunately, the meat was not very tender
and it had a very funky sour vinegary taste, and no smoke flavor at all. My
guess is that it was either prepared in a slow cooker or by using some very
strange wood-less smoking process. The BBQ sauce it came with did also nothing
to save the taste – it was a thick red puree, which also had the flavor of
pureed tomatoes with a little salt and pepper. Strange. Don’t get me wrong, it
was not too bad, and certainly perfectly edible, but also most definitely not
your typical country BBQ.
The potato salad on the other hand
was very tasty – a concoction with eggs and mayonnaise, not too sour, not too
tart, not too sweet. The cole slaw however was nothing special, just some
shredded cabbage in a sour crème based sauce that could have used much more
salt and pepper than was there.
Altogether, I paid close to ten
bucks for the plate and a soft drink. Needless to say, that I had better BBQ
for half the price.
But at least there was one valuable
lesson that I learned today: Next time I encounter a white whale, I will just
let the beast go its merry way, and will let bygones be bygones.
Labels:
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Friday, January 31, 2014
Whitts Barbecue (Moulton)
Quest Log No 62 – Whitts Barbecue
Moulton, Lawrence County
As everybody knows, there are two
BBQ dynasties in North Alabama, the Gibsons and the Whitts. The latter has
spread over three States, Alabama, Tennessee, and Kentucky, where there are about
30 Restaurants, owned by different branches of the clan and some franchise takers.
The usual layout is as a drive-through/walk-in, no-sit-down place – basically the
BBQ equivalent of a fast food joint. It took me a while, but now I have been to
all five locations in the Quest area, 2 in Athens, 2 in Decatur, and the last
one just today near Moulton. And while the first four fit the description
above, the latter one actually has seating space within the restaurant.
The building is a custom built, no
frills affair that oozes the charm of a bygone era. The name is put on the
front of the building in big bright red letters, and the dining room is
enclosed by a large window front. It has about half a dozen tables with four
chairs each, and through the windows you have a great view on the adjacent gas
station and on the Alabama Highway 20 that runs next to the parking lot.
I had my usual pork plate, which
comes with three sides – baked beans, cole slaw, and potato salad in my case,
plus a soft bread roll. With a medium sweet tea, it was only roughly eight and
a half Dollars, which is a very good deal, indeed. Even more so, because the
food was real good. Not remarkably good, not spectacularly good, just plain good.
Middle of the road good. Basic good BBQ with no frills and no outstanding
features.
The meat was tender, lean and
succulent, with a nice, not too distinctive smoke flavor to it. The two sauces
were also good, but not remarkable – the so called “Red Sauce” is the simple standard
pepper/vinegar concoction, while the so called “Rib Sauce”, which is supposed
to best when eaten on a Sunday, is a thick red, sweet’n’sour affair. The potato
salad and the baked beans could have been straight out of a can from the next
supermarket, and the cole slaw was shredded into tiny pieces with a vinegar
dressing over it. All together that made a very decent BBQ meal, without any
outstanding characteristics. There certainly is better pulled pork out there,
better potato salad, and so on, but while in most places it is usually only one
of those parts of the meal that stands out, here the quality and taste was on
the same level – good, but not remarkable. This consistency, I would take that
any day.
Labels:
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Friday, January 17, 2014
Smokey C's BBQ & Wings
Quest Log No 61 – Smokey C’s BBQ & Wings
Decatur, Morgan County
Do you judge a book by its cover? I
must admit, I’ve been doing this once or twice. So what do you expect how a
real BBQ place with Killer-Q has to look like? A raggedy old shack with no
windows on a lonely country road, a sleek brick house with neon signs in
Downtown, a nondescript store with a hand-written menu on a black board in a
strip mall, a wooden palace with hunting trophies on the walls on a busy
highway, or a burger-chain look-alike in an industrial area? The correct answer
is, of course, all of the above. Been there, ate in that. There just is no
telling what kind of BBQ you might encounter when you stand before a restaurant
– the only way to find out is to go in and try it. I’ve been surprised more
than a couple of times, negatively as well as positively, during this quest.
So, what’s so special about Smokey
C’s BBQ & Wings in Decatur? The building looks like any given
fast-food-chain restaurant in the country. The patrons are mostly recruited
from the workers of all those industrial plants on the west side of the town.
It is situated next to a gas station at the Alabama Highway 20, which is quite
a busy road in this area. Inside the
building, there is not much decoration on the walls, and the reddish-pinkish
plastic furniture does not exactly qualify it for a title story in Southern
Living.
You order at the counter right next
to the entrance, where you have the choice between the usual selection of meats
- pork, turkey, ribs, chicken, you know the drill. You can have the meat either
on a sandwich, which comes in two sizes, or on a plate with two sides.
Guess what – I chose the large plate
with 6 ounces of pulled pork (4 ounces would be the regular size), potato salad
and spicy mustard slaw. The plate also came with a piece of cornbread, and
together with a fountain drink I forked over just slightly over eight and a
half dollars. Very nice price, but what kind of food can you expect for the
price of a fast-food-chain burger meal?
As said before, never judge a book
by its cover, always sit down and smell the roses. What can I say? I am a fan
now.
The meat looked like Killer-Q, with
a wonderful pink ring and some serious bark. And the looks did not lie - its
flavor was perfectly smoky, with just the right amount of burnt wood flavor to
make it special. I rarely had pork that was as juicy and tender and lean all
together like this one. Real exquisite stuff.
I was really reluctant to pour any
sauce over it, but eventually I did – starting with the hot and spicy one. Big
mistake. One bite and my mouth was numb for a minute or so. Definitely too hot
for my taste, so I switched to the one labeled BBQ sauce. Oh, well, that was
your garden variety sweet’n’sour concoction, thick and red and, ahem, a little
sweet and mostly sour. Not bad, but I would have wished for a simple vinegar-pepper
sauce to just support the smoky meat flavor without giving it a totally
different direction.
The potato salad on the other hand
could have used a slight re-direction into a more distinctive aroma. It was not
exactly bland, but also not very flavorful. Which cannot be said of the spicy
mustard slaw – that thing gave me a kick in the pants, yessir! The mustard
aroma was very prominent, and by gosh, spicy it was. But unlike the spicy BBQ
sauce, it did not numb my taste buds, but left a very pleasant tingling
sensation in my mouth. At the end, I used the excess sauce from the slaw for
the pork, instead of the BBQ sauce. And the tiny rest, I scooped up with the
cornbread, which had a very bread-like flavor with just a slight hint of
sweetness. I’ve had cornbread before that was more like a sweet pound cake than
real bread, but not this specimen, and actually that is how I like my cornbread.
All in all, although from the
outside and also on the inside, Smokey C’s BBQ & Wings is nothing special, their food is
top notch. And next time I’ll bring my wife – she is the wings expert in our
family.
Labels:
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Friday, November 22, 2013
Mr. Crite's Bar-B-Q
Quest Log No 60 – Mr. Crite’s Bar-B-Q
Athens, Limestone County
Far away from the beaten path, one
will sometimes find the best things. Mainstream might be safe and familiar, but
surely it is also boring and unexciting. Of course, something outside of the area
of the common denominator might be disappointing, unacceptable, or even
dangerous. But first, you have to find those places, because they usually do
not advertise, there are no street signs, they are not on facebook, and they
are hidden in locations where you probably never thought to find them. So,
listen to the locals, they know. But do not assume that you can duplicate their
experience. They grew up with that particular whatever-it-is, and so they are
biased and think it is the greatest whatever-it-is in the World.
That is the way I heard of Mr.
Crite’s. A Buddy of mine lives in Florence, and
on his way to and from work in Huntsville,
he often stops there and gets some BBQ for the family dinner. Another co-worker
lived nearby for some time, and it was her family’s tradition to get BBQ from
Mr. Crite’s each Saturday. Both raved about this place, so a year ago I checked
it out. Alas, only from the outside, because it was closed. They have weird
business hours there, and during the winter months it is open basically only Thursdays,
Fridays and Saturdays from 11 AM to 4 PM.
But I would have not gone in
anyway. Not only is this restaurant, and I loose the term very loosely here, in
the freakin’ middle of nowhere, surrounded by woods and fields and all kinds of
rural landscape. The building looks positively rotten from the outside, and one
year ago I was not yet ready to accept that there was not necessarily food
poisoning lurking in those shacks. Now, with a lot more experience under my
belt and also having been to worse places during this quest, I am not that
squeamish anymore. Or maybe I just am at a point in my life where I just accept
my fate and don’t try to avoid it.
Anyway, as rotten as the building
looks from the outside, the inside will not win any designer prizes anytime
soon either. The light in there is dim, the ceiling is low, the floor is worn
out, the furniture is a motley mixture of wooden picnic tables and ordinary
tables, the space is tight, there is a beat-up air conditioner hanging in one
of the two windows, while at the other window the glass pane is missing and all
that is keeping the Alabamian Nature from creeping into the building is a holey
fly screen. The only redeeming aspect of the interior is a cheerful mural on
the wall that depicts some farm people with hatchets who are going after some
hapless pigs. I’ve seen horror movies that started in places like this.
Fortunately for me, I did not have a bulbous, blonde scream queen with me today,
so there the probability for me ending up being chased through the woods by
some toothless, overalls wearing Half-Zombies with Shotguns was pretty low.
What I did expect, though, based on
the tales of my Buddies, was above average BBQ.
Didn’t happen.
When I hear the sound of a
Microwave coming from the Kitchen, my mood goes down immediately. I am not sure
whether it was the beans or the meat, or both, that was re-heated that way. And
I was not there late in the day, when some stuff might have needed a little
fire under the behind to bring it up to serving temperature. No, I was there
ten minutes after it opened that day, so everything should have been bubbling
and steaming without exacting it to those waves.
It certainly did not help to make
the food better, but the baked beans were not very memorable to begin with. Not
very sweet, not very tangy, kind of bland, of the
open-a-can-and-throw-it-in-the-microwave variety. The potato salad on the other
hand was creamy and very tasty, and had a made from scratch character.
The meat was kind of mushy and not
the most tender I ever had. It also had a very prominent aroma, which either
came from too much smoke or some weird spice they put on it. The taste was not
bad, but it will also not become my favorite anytime soon.
I tried to counter that with some
sauce, of which there were two varieties – one rather bland thick red
sweet’n’spicy concoction, and one also thick and red and just spicy. Well, the
sweet’n’spicy bottle came with a dried up plug of the sauce in the spout, which
was kind of icky, so I just squeezed a tiny bit out to take a me measurement,
but then stuck with spicy sauce. But here too, nothing to write home about. It
was just a thick red spicy sauce, without any outstanding attributes.
Together with a can of soda from a
fridge right next to the table I sat at, I paid just under nine bucks for the
meal. I consider that a good deal, although the food was clearly sub-par. But I
did not get food poisoning, was not bitten by a snake, had not black widow
trying to befriend me, and now have eventually mastered my inner fear of rotten
BBQ shacks. Bring it on.
Labels:
Alabama,
Athens,
BBQ,
Beans,
Limestone,
Pork,
Potato Salad,
Pulled Pork
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